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Weekend Open Thread: After Grief…. Some Relief UPDATED

Following President Obama’s miraculous healing speech at the memorial service in Tucson, I’m reminded of some words of Ecclesiastes. I’m not a traditional religious person, but like the President’s closing words about jumping puddles in heaven, I can believe in the emotional truth and poetry without having the faith.

Image taken from Al Rodger’s masterful return Requiem diary on Kos.

To every thing there is a season, and a time to every purpose under the heaven:

A time to be born, and a time to die; a time to plant, and a time to pluck up that which is planted;

A time to kill, and a time to heal; a time to break down, and a time to build up;

A time to weep, and a time to laugh.

As part of this open thread, please allow yourself to smile again below the flip.  

To that end, with the help of this laughing Buddha, I’m inspired by a rather wonderful diary from Pluto, published on Kos last Saturday, but buried by the terrible news from Tucson. It was called Jewish Buddha Says: If there is no self, whose arthritis is this? –  you can get a flavour of the humour (or flavor of the humor as my Xenophobic chrome spell checker keeps on insisting) from the title. Pluto calls it his “Special saved files from my new-age Jewish family emails. Zen for the chicken soup soul.”

I won’t steal too many of his very funny and enlightening Jubu tao phrases.

Here’s a sample:

Be here now.

Be someplace else later.

Is that so complicated?

Or…

There is no escaping karma.

In a previous life, you never called, you never wrote, you never visited.

And whose fault was that?

And

Wherever you go, there you are.

Your luggage is another story.

For a short while, before Fogiv posting his devastating breaking news diary, I went to a few  Tao Buddist phrase sites, and started coming up with my own. It’s a great game, rather like the Strummerson T-Shirt diary a few months back.

Here are a few I came up with:

If you light a lamp for somebody,

it will also brighten your own path.

And your energy bill will be cheaper.

And:

We cannot see our reflection in running water.

It is only in still water that we can see…

Who the hell put my toothbrush in the toilet?

Or how about?

The path of the enlightened one leaves no track

It is like the path of birds in the sky.

Unless they get sucked into jet engines

Perhaps….

The journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single step.

Increase your credit card limit.

And definitely

He who asks a question is a fool for a minute;

he who does not remains a fool forever,

but then again nobody will know about it

It’s a great game. Maybe there’s a Michigan, Vermont, Californian, Canadian or even Latino version of Zen

Do give it a go. Or say anything you want really

UPDATE: OK. Come the end of the weekend I’ll be conducting a POLL to decide of the TEN BEST new ZenBlurbs will win MYSTERY TOP PRIZE. (Of course I might just choose ten of my own).

Get ruminative and juicy Moosers!


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  1. Student says ” I am very discouraged. What should I do?”

    Master says, “encourage others.”

    Student thinks “Wanker.”

    Your Treasure House is in yourself,

    it contains all you need.

    But don’t forget your pin code.

    To know the road ahead,

    ask those coming back.

    Except the lawyers of course.

    Don’t trust them.

    Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day.

    Teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime.

    Just don’t get reincarnated as a fish, that’s all.

  2. but my brain just doesn’t want to work. I’m paying the price for being stupid last night.

    I went to see True Grit last night with my son and grandson. It was pretty good. Worth the price of admission, but I didn’t really think it brought anything new to the story. The acting was excellent, especially Jeff Bridges as Rooster Cogburn and Hailee Steinfeld as Mattie. Matt Damon, as would be expected, was much better than Glen Campbell in the role of Texas Ranger LaBoeuf. However, I didn’t think the scenery, which was almost a costar in the original, was as good. Overall, I’d say it was an enjoyable movie. Well worth the price of admission. I’d give it 3 1/2 stars out of 5.

    Now to explain the stupid part of last night. Several years ago, I discovered I can’t overeat hard to digest foods like I did when I was younger. This is especially true of nuts and popcorn. Well, I guess I forgot that last night at the movie. I overindulged in movie popcorn and ended up paying a price for it. I woke up in the middle of the night with terrible abdominal pains. I’d rate the pain at about 8 on a 1-10 scale. The only thing that made it bearable was that the worst of it came and went. When the pain finally eased up sometime this morning, I fell asleep and didn’t wake up until 5pm. I swear I will never, ever do that again. Needless to say, I’m not up for much of anything today.

  3. fogiv

    If you understand, things are just as they are;

    if you do not understand, things are just as they are.

    Unless you are bruh, then are things are is are.

    Do not speak – unless it improves on silence;

    (or if your name rhymes with Farah Failin’)

    When the character of a man is not clear to you, look at his friends.

    Voting record and browser history might be worth a peek too.

    A flower falls even though we love it and a weed grows even though we do not love it.

    So STFU, you dirty fucking hippie.

  4. fogiv

    An average of 90 guns for every 100 people.  About 20 of every 100 has some kind of mental illness.

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  5. HappyinVT

    and require a computer expert.

    I believe the power connector in my less-than-a-year old laptop has gone bad.  The power cord works (the LED comes on when plugged into an outlet) but when I insert the other end into the laptop the LED goes out.

    Am I correct?  I CAN’T be without my laptop!

  6. Kysen

    Regard your neighbor’s gain as your own.

    And your neighbor’s loss as your own loss.

    And your neighbor’s wi-fi as excellent for bit torrent.

    What I hear I forget.

    What I see I remember.

    What I do I know.

    What I smelt I dealt.

    The rich man plans for tomorrow…

    The poor man for today…

    The Tea Partier for 1950.

    One beam alone…

    No matter how stout…

    Cannot support a house…

    But a handle of Jim Beam and everyone is housed.

  7. UPDATE: OK. Come the end of the weekend I’ll be conducting a POLL to decide of the TEN BEST new ZenBlurbs will win MYSTERY TOP PRIZE. (Of course I might just choose ten of my own).

    Get ruminative and juicy Moosers!

  8. Holding on to anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else; you are the one who gets burned.

    So, throw it at the fucker, already.

  9. Kysen

    When the student is ready, the master appears.

    I sure hope I’m not in the shower.


    Knock on the sky and listen to the sound.

    Ummm…Yeah…Don’t eat the brown acid.

    Sometimes, the questions are complicated and the answers are simple.

    Other times, you’re just a fucking idiot.

    A thousand men can’t undress a naked man.

    But a fully clothed woman will be undressed by the eyes of a thousand men.

    The foot feels the foot when it feels the ground.

    The ass feel the foot when the mouth has invited it in.

    A wise man can see more from the bottom of a well than a fool can from a mountain top.

    Though, one has to ask how wise a man at the bottom of a well can be.

    He who knows others is wise.

    He who knows himself is enlightened.

    He who knows Papa John gets free pizza.

    A bird sang, everyone listened.

    The sermon is preached said the master.

    Lock and load said Palin.

  10. The obscure we see eventually.  

    The completely obvious takes longer.

    The locomotive we don’t see at all.

    Alice came to a fork in the road.  “Which road do I take?” she asked.

    “Where do you want to go?” responded the Cheshire cat.

    “I don’t know,” Alice answered.

    “Then,” said the cat, “it doesn’t matter.”

    But we already knew cats were smartasses.

    One man’s quiet is another man’s din.

    So shut the fuck up.

  11. Kysen

    but (not so surprisingly) made me chuckle:

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    -Man standing on toilet is high on pot.

    -Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.

    -Secretary not permanent fixture until screwed on top of desk.

    -Man who live in glass house should not throw parties!

    -Everyone has a photographic memory, some people just don’t have film!

    -Passionate kiss like spider’s web, soon lead to undoing of fly.

    -Virginity like bubble, one prick all gone.

    -Man who behaves like an ass will be the butt of those who crack jokes.

    -Marriage is like game of poker. You start with pair and end with full house.

    -Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.

    -Man with one chopstick go hungry.

    -He who thinks only of number one must remember this number is next to nothing.

    -Crowded elevator always smell different to midget.

    -Baseball all wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.

    -Man that go to bed with itchy butt wake up with stinky finger.

    -Man who fart in church sit in own pew.

    -Wise man never play leapfrog with unicorn.

    -Panties not best thing on earth, but next to it.

    -He who makes love in grass, gets piece on earth.

    -Man who put head on Railroad track to listen for train likely to end up with splitting headache.

    -Don’t drink and park, accidents cause people.

    -Man who fight with wife all day, get no peace at night.

    -War does not determine who’s right, war determines who’s left.

    -Man going thru turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.

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