Interrogatories
Did your parents approve in your choice of boy/girlfriends?
Did you ever get grounded? What for?
Did you hang out with the geeks or the jocks in school?
Who were you named after?
Do you/did you have any imaginary friends?
The Twitter Emitter
Obama dropped the ball when he failed to arrest Lindsey Graham for radical stupidity. #p2 #inners
— Joseph J. Santorsa (@Marnus3) April 24, 2013
Santorum: “Gay marriage will destroy France, even if it hasn’t harmed anyone in Belgium, Canada, Norway, Spain, Sweden or South Africa”
— The Daily Edge (@TheDailyEdge) April 24, 2013
You gotta give George W. Bush credit – his fierce determination to never learn anything about anything is impressive
— William K. Wolfrum (@Wolfrum) April 25, 2013
Dear Republicans: Maybe if you were honest about what you think, people would stop secretly recording you.
— William K. Wolfrum (@Wolfrum) April 25, 2013
The George W. Bush Presidential Library is being dedicated today. After the ceremony, guests will be served coffee and yellowcake.
— Top Conservative Cat (@TeaPartyCat) April 25, 2013
Fun Fact: Today is the first day George W. Bush ever actually stepped foot in a library.
— Andrew Gatto (@AndrewGatto) April 25, 2013
I think Barbara Bush speaks for all of America when she says, “We’ve had enough Bushes” in White House.
— DC Debbie (@DCdebbie) April 25, 2013
9/11 really happened under Clinton, because it was too early in Bush’s term to blame him. Same with Obama and the recession, right? Oh.
— Chris Dashiell (@cdashiell) April 25, 2013
The George W. Bush Library opening on Take Your Kids to Work Day should remind us that not all kids can do their parents’ jobs.
— LOLGOP (@LOLGOP) April 25, 2013
If I was a bombing suspect my Mom would be on CNN saying “Please don’t kill him. Let his me and his father do it for you.”
— Denis Leary (@denisleary) April 25, 2013
Pete King is right: we should imprison extremist terror supporters, start with Pete King.
— rootless (@root_e) April 25, 2013
“Colonel” is pronounced “kernel,” but I’m the one who’s high.
— Bearded Stoner (@beardedstoner) April 25, 2013
You know what, let’s end this “Battle over Obesity,” and put on a “Battle over Things Sold to the Public as ‘Food’.” Do that.
— mermaid with wings (@AquaGoddessDC) April 25, 2013