Interrogatories
Do you still have any old media lying around your house, like floppy disks, cassette tapes, VHS tapes, etc.? Why? 😉
If something needs repair in your house or if you need to install something, do you have all the necessary tools on hand? Do you have enough tools to build things from scratch?
How old is your current residence?
Would you rather restore, renovate, or remodel?
The Twitter Emitter
Odd how I can be on hold for 20 minutes while a recorded voice repeats “your call is important to us”.
— Neil deGrasse Tyson (@neiltyson) May 29, 2013
if any congressperson says they’re “shocked” at these revelations, they’re pretty much lying
— Fleet Admiral Josh (@fleetadmiralj) June 6, 2013
Job Interview:-“What’s your greatest weakness?”-“Honesty.”-“I don’t think that’s a weakness.”-“I don’t give a fuck what you think.”
— Kelkulus (@kelkulus) June 6, 2013
Of course, the AT&T ad writes itself: “Sure our coverage sucks, but with Verizon … they can hear you now.”
— Mark Waner (@MWaner19) June 6, 2013
Twitter is quite intense today. I wish we could go back to the kind, easy-going way it was when we all watched Robb Stark bleed out.
— William K. Wolfrum (@Wolfrum) June 6, 2013
NSA should make itself useful and dispatch ushers when people text during movies.
— TBogg (@tbogg) June 6, 2013
Right now, at this very moment, millions of people are on Facebook outraged that their privacy has been infringed upon.
— William K. Wolfrum (@Wolfrum) June 6, 2013
I hate how so many contemporary idioms are totes inane.
— John Fugelsang (@JohnFugelsang) June 6, 2013
Everybody get off the Internet NOW.
— Adam Goldman (@adamgoldmanap) June 6, 2013
I was pretty sure the government was spying on my Internet because every time I load a web page it makes the Law & Order sound.
— pourmecoffee (@pourmecoffee) June 6, 2013
One minute: “I don’t like companies collecting my private info.” The next minute: “I just became Mayor of Krispy Kreme on FourSquare!”
— phive (@phive0phor) June 6, 2013
Hey NSA I lost a year’s worth of email when an old computer melted down in 2008, maybe you can help me out there.
— Tom Tomorrow (@tomtomorrow) June 6, 2013
NSA are fools. Get Apple to make a gorgeous, perfectly designed device to track our every f—ing move. People will camp out to get them.
— pourmecoffee (@pourmecoffee) June 6, 2013
Americans: The government should stop all terrorist attacks. Americans: stop mining data that might make that possible! #RepealPatriotAct
— Steve Weinstein (@steveweinstein) June 6, 2013
I object to you targeting the PATRIOT Act for blame just because it has the word “patriot” in the name.
— David Waldman (@KagroX) June 6, 2013
Congress should quit whining and repeal the Patriot Act. It knows about this spying. It has done nothing about it for 10 years.
— Steve Weinstein (@steveweinstein) June 6, 2013
Jesus was a Palestinian rabbi who healed the sick for free and hated bankers. Now, which party’s demographics does THAT sound like?
— Peter Flom (@peterflom) June 6, 2013



