Writing up my short diary on Pope Francis brought out the sometimes startling variety of papal names. The last pope to use a new name was Lando (so you can see why Francis didn’t pick that one), but if you go further back the names get even more surprising. Take the poll – which of these would you pick for yourself?
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The Daily F Bomb, Thursday 3/14/13
Good morning Bombistas! Sorry about all the difficult questions. You shouldn’t have forgotten to study! These will be on the test!
Interrogatories
If you could do a thorough “cleansing” of your present life, what would you discard (physical things such as possessions or mental things such as attitudes can apply)?
If you could create your own Heaven, what would it be like? Do you think wisdom comes with age? Do you think you see yourself as others do? What is your favorite body of water?
The Twitter Emittter
ZOMG why won’t Obama finish his budget so the GOP can immediately reject it?????
— Yeggo (@Yeggo) March 13, 2013
How many alter boys are relieved that 115 Cardinals are locked away until the white smoke appears?
— Tom Wellborn (@TLW3) March 13, 2013
Now that we have a Pope, we get that hour of sleep back, right?
— LOLGOP (@LOLGOP) March 13, 2013
The new Holy Father will make some sort of conservative doctrinal pronouncement, and someone will say, “lighten up, Francis!”#HabermusPapum
— Andrew Abshier (@DocAbshier) March 13, 2013
I love how #GOP #RWNJ calls me a moocher for being unemployed while House GOP sits on its ass collecting gov’t checks for doing nothing.
— Moody_Loner (@MoodyLoner) March 13, 2013
To answer the question you’re all asking: House Lannister. Obviously.
— Pope Francis I (@PopeFrancisOne) March 13, 2013
Bad day for Pee Wee Herman: his nemesis Francis gets elected Pope, and he’s super against masturbation.
— Tim Long (@mrtimlong) March 13, 2013
I sort of assumed they’d let J.J. Abrams run the Catholic church too.
— Pope Francis I (@PopeFrancisOne) March 13, 2013
Why didn’t Obama tell us the sequester would kill Google Reader? #impeach
— Danielle(@DCPlod) March 13, 2013
I hope the Argentinian Pope visits Arizona just so Jan Brewer can demand he show his papers.
— John Fugelsang (@JohnFugelsang) March 13, 2013
If its a legitimate RSS reader, Google has a way to shut that down
— Oliver Willis (@owillis) March 13, 2013
The new pope is from a different continent than the last one, but he’s from the same century and it isn’t this one
— Peter Flom (@peterflom) March 13, 2013
White People Make Up 42% of the Poor, But Take in Whopping 69% of Government Benefits | Your Black World yourblackworld.net/2013/03/black-…
— Reginald Hudlin (@reghud) March 13, 2013
Both Paul Ryan and Pope Francis have a commitment to the poor. But Ryan’s commitment is to make more of them.
— LOLGOP (@LOLGOP) March 14, 2013
So apparently Pope Francis ordered Google Reader to shut down?
— Larry Madill (@larrymadill) March 14, 2013
The Daily F Bomb, Wednesday, 3/13/13
Greetings and happy Wednesday, Bomberinos. Let me say that I loved everyone’s responses to yesterday’s nosy questions. Too bad work keeps me from hanging out and really getting into the discussion.
Interrogatories
What is your biggest regret in your life? Would you want to be immortal? If you were, what would you do with your time? If you had a friend who talked to you like you sometimes talk to yourself, would you still be friends? (What do you mean, you never talk to yourself?) Here’s an old question: If you had one wish that could be granted in full, what would you wish for? If you suddenly had a huge financial windfall, what would you do with it?
The Twitter Emitter
Paul Ryan’s budget which includes repeal of obamacare is like lee showing up at Appomattox and saying to grant “here are my demands”.
— Matthew Dowd (@matthewjdowd) March 12, 2013
If only Paul Ryan’s budget plans had been subject to a national election in which he appeared on the ticket.
— Ben White (@morningmoneyben) March 12, 2013
Just a suggestion: “Lincoln Financial Group John Paul III.”
— David Waldman (@KagroX) March 12, 2013
Other corporate sponsorship opportunities: the PayPal Nuncio.
— David Waldman (@KagroX) March 12, 2013
Apparently tonight the cardinals in the Sistine Chapel will be eating al fresco. Thank you.
— Joshua Malina (@JoshMalina) March 12, 2013
No line at the women’s bathroom during the Papal Conclave.
— Top Conservative Cat (@TeaPartyCat) March 13, 2013
Today is the birthday of Mitt Romney & Ron Jeremy.Imagine – one of the world’s biggest penises, and Ron Jeremy.
— John Fugelsang (@JohnFugelsang) March 13, 2013
REPORT: NASA’s Curiosity rover may have foundevidence of a demo version of Track 4 from David Bowie’s 1971 album Hunky Dory
— The Daily Edge (@TheDailyEdge) March 13, 2013
“The sooner you guys choose a Pope, the sooner everyone can leave the Vatican to go have Cool Ranch tacos” – would probablyspeed things up
— TBogg (@tbogg) March 13, 2013
Tell all your staff to read Atlas Shrugged. The ones that swear and throw the book across the room–keep them.
— Chris Dashiell (@cdashiell) March 13, 2013
The black smoke reported coming from the Vatican was actually the cardinals burning the latest @paulryan budget. #p2 @maddow
— Joseph J. Santorsa (@Marnus3) March 13, 2013
Kids shot in Chicago? Kid shot in NYC with no due process? Won’t be a single column written about that. Stand with Rand Paul, though.
— Vent(@vcthree) March 13, 2013
Maybe White House should start issuing black smoke from the ATF building every day until GOP confirms Obama’s pick usatoday.com/story/news/nat…
— The Daily Edge (@TheDailyEdge) March 13, 2013
“Being White in Philly”: The fallout continues
At the beginning of this month, I was reading “This Week in Blackness” and it highlighted a just onto the newsstands cover story from Philadelphia Magazine. A comment made by Adam B at Daily Kos:
It’s an embarrassing article
Take a look at Philadelphia Magazine’s masthead. Notice anything missing?
sort of summed up for me what I suspected.
The Daily F Bomb, Tuesday 3/12/13
Good morning, bombshells! Have you found that lost hour of sleep yet? Have some coffee, you know driving sleepy is just as bad as driving drunk, just less stigma.
Interrogatories
Who was the first President you voted for? Were you raised by Liberals or Conservatives? If the latter, where did they go wrong? 😉 What was the turning point where you realized that you had a different set of values? What was the first volunteer work you ever did? How many U.S. States have you visited?
The Twitter Emitter
Retweet if you know someone who is still alive only because you can’t afford a hit-man.
— Grumpy Grandma(@lnternetGrandma) March 10, 2013
I hope that none of the pope contestants twirl flaming batons in the talent portion of the competition.
— allanbrauer (@allanbrauer) March 11, 2013
A hidden advantage of spring forward: it was me waking the cats this morning. Now you know how it feels Bucky & Hal!
— Unstable Isotope (@UnstableIsotope) March 11, 2013
So where’s all the daylight we saved?
— David Waldman (@KagroX) March 11, 2013
Daylight austerity is obviously bullshit.
— David Waldman (@KagroX) March 11, 2013
Why can’t daylight & darkness work together to find bipartisan compromise instead of putting us through this series of manufactured crises?
— David Waldman (@KagroX) March 11, 2013
The Founders would never have never approve of a soda ban — unless it was to keep all the soda for white, male landowners.
— LOLGOP (@LOLGOP) March 11, 2013
BREAKING: Judge strikes down NYC 16 oz. soda ban on the grounds that “it’s hot in here and I had a large pastrami sandwich for lunch.”
— Top Conservative Cat (@TeaPartyCat) March 11, 2013
Bloomberg speaks at 5:30. Word is he will buy all the soda in NY forever and store it on private island where he’ll live with hairless cat.
— pourmecoffee (@pourmecoffee) March 11, 2013
I could never respect any spellcheck that recognized ‘Couponing’ as a word.
— John Fugelsang (@JohnFugelsang) March 11, 2013
Fox News worries about the kids who can’t visit the White House – but not the poor kids who could starve eclectablog.com/2013/03/fox-ne…
— LOLGOP (@LOLGOP) March 11, 2013
The Daily F Bomb, Monday 3/11/13
Oh well, it had to happen. Another Monday rolls around. The worst of all Mondays, coming on the heels of that missing hour (did you know hours had heels?). Speaking of missing hours, I really need to get a new alarm clock that doesn’t automatically reset the time according to the 1986-2006 DST. But, if I do that, you know Congress will change it again.
Interrogatories
What once perfectly good words can you think of that have been ruined by media overuse and/or misuse? What do you like to do to unwind and relax? When did you first start using the internet? How many real-life friends have you made online? If you haven’t met anyone in person that you met online, how do we all know that you aren’t really a dog?
The Twitter Emitter
Another true library story. A college student asked me for the state of the union address. Turns out she thought it was a street address
— Chris Dashiell (@cdashiell) March 10, 2013
It doesn’t seem particularly brave or manly to shoot “intruders” you never even visually confirm as strangers before you fire.
— David Waldman (@KagroX) March 10, 2013
Grand bargain should include a chained DST policy to only save the daylight we really need.
— pourmecoffee (@pourmecoffee) March 10, 2013
I take all your unanswered prayers and recycle them as your unfulfilled aspirations. #green
— God (@TheTweetOfGod) March 10, 2013
Paul Ryan: “The American people sent a very clear message about #Obamacare in November. My plan clearly says ‘fuck you, American people'”
— The Daily Edge (@TheDailyEdge) March 10, 2013
That family and society so often close ranks around the abuser instead of the victim means that the problem runs much deeper than supposed.
— Chris Dashiell (@cdashiell) March 10, 2013
New Paul Ryan budget repeals 2012 election result: “When Scalia hears how many ‘urban’ voters there were, I think he’ll back me on this”
— The Daily Edge (@TheDailyEdge) March 10, 2013
ATTENTION DRONE PILOTS: THE PIZZA PLACE NEAR ME IS TERRIBLE.
— Michael Ian Black (@michaelianblack) March 10, 2013
They’re really stretching out this Pope search. Your average Kardashian would be married, divorced and engaged to someone else by now.
— William K. Wolfrum (@Wolfrum) March 11, 2013
Naming an airport after Reagan is like naming a women’s shelter after Jack the Ripper
— Peter Flom (@peterflom) March 11, 2013
I live in NYC, where my Governor wants to legalize pot while my Mayor wants to ban junk food.
— John Fugelsang (@JohnFugelsang) March 11, 2013
If someone’s profile says they are strong on “Liberty” it means THEIRS not YOURS
— Pirate Wench (@PirateWench) March 11, 2013
I would say at least dry it out after killing it next time. RT @realdonaldtrump: Re my hair-Should I change it? What do you think?
— Darren Pardee (@d_pardee) March 11, 2013
They sang, they motivated and they mobilized
Movements for social change have always had people who with impassioned speeches have inspired their listeners to organize and fight for justice. But we should not forget that songs are another form of political speech and music has been a key factor in igniting and sustaining those who do battle daily to effectuate that change.
I would be remiss during Women’s History Month to fail to acknowledge those sisters of song who inspired me and countless others to march on to the next confrontation with injustice.
The Daily F Bomb, Sunday 3/10/13
Greetings, Bombaneros! I hope your Sunday is serene and relaxing. You know it’s a day of rest, so by all means, rest! (Note: eating and drinking ARE a form of rest, in case you were wondering.)
Interrogatories
What was your first favorite book as a child? What was your first favorite non-children’s book? Do you still own any of these? Daylight Saving Time – for or against? Why? Pet owners – how many pets do you have, and what are they?
The Twitter Emitter
Oh, that’s why it’s taking so long: Rand Paul is filibustering our chess tournament.
— pastordan (@pastordan) March 9, 2013
Tomorrow Jeb Bush will be on all of the Sunday morning shows to present a different immigration plan on each one. nationalmemo.com/pity-the-poor-…
— LOLGOP (@LOLGOP) March 10, 2013
George Washington could not tell a lie. Richard Nixon could not tell the truth. Today’s GOP cannot tell the difference.
— Cody Jackson (@CowboyCodyJack) March 10, 2013
So 2016 will be the year the Titanic II launches and a second Bush son runs for President. Coincidence?
— The Daily Edge (@TheDailyEdge) March 10, 2013
Remember, First World- it’s never too early to be disproportionately outraged over a new facebook layout.
— John Fugelsang (@JohnFugelsang) March 10, 2013
Don’t set your clocks ahead yet. Rand Paul is filibustering Daylight Savings Time “until Obama explains why we use the Gregorian calendar.”
— Top Conservative Cat (@TeaPartyCat) March 10, 2013
The bigger the hurry, the more persistent the red lights.
— daveweigel (@daveweigel) March 10, 2013
Thanks for following Me, atheists. I am forever in your doubt.
— God (@TheTweetOfGod) March 10, 2013
Want to see the Stones? After you add tix to Ticketmaster shopping cart, a home equity loan form will pop up on screen. Worth it!
— Jonathan Ringen (@JonathanRingen) March 10, 2013
The Daily F Bomb, Saturday 3/9/13
Happy Saturday, Bombrewskis! I hope you are well on this fine sunny/rainy/snowy/foggy/none of the above morning. Now, where is my coffee?
Interrogatories
If you could be painted by any famous artist in history, who would you choose? If you could be photographed by any famous photographer in history, who would you choose? What fictional character do you most identify with? If your life story was made into a movie, who do you think should play you? (Don’t limit yourself to living actors if your favorite is no more.)
The Twitter Emitter
Cannibalistic Humanoid Underground Drones
— Josh Greenman (@joshgreenman) March 8, 2013
To those who belief the Earth is a gift from God. How do you think He feels about us covering it in crap?
— Peter Flom (@peterflom) March 8, 2013
“No comment.” – Me, after every single prayer ever.
— God (@TheTweetOfGod) March 8, 2013
Why is it that the rape discussion so often boils down to “arm the women” or “guard the women”? How about respect women and don’t rape them?
— ¡socratic! (@socratic) March 8, 2013
If wearing “sexy clothes”= asking for it, then owning belongings=asking to get robbed.
— King of Blackness (@JamilahLemieux) March 8, 2013
Rick Santorum: “Scientists say the earth hasn’t warmed like this for 11,000 years. Which is funny, because the earth’s only 6,000 years old”
— The Daily Edge (@TheDailyEdge) March 8, 2013
Paul Ryan: “The Dow set a record closing high for the 4th straight day, proving once and for all that we need to cut Medicare now now now.”
— Top Conservative Cat (@TeaPartyCat) March 8, 2013
McCain: “It’s wrong for Rand Paul to get libertarian kids in dorm rooms wound up about drones. He should be winding them up about #Benghazi“
— The Daily Edge (@TheDailyEdge) March 8, 2013
People say follow your dreams, but I don’t want to go outdoors in my underwear.
— Chris Dashiell (@cdashiell) March 9, 2013
Mitt Romney said he lost because minorities love Obamacare. He lost because he says shit like that. thkpr.gs/XLZm8V
— DC Debbie (@DCdebbie) March 9, 2013
New White House rules mandate that any emails to Bob Woodward must be approved by 35 other people, at least 7 of whom must be psychologists
— The Daily Edge (@TheDailyEdge) March 9, 2013
The Daily F Bomb, Friday 3/8/13
Happy Friday, Bombadeiros! How’s it hangin’?
My knees have already mostly recovered from my fall. I have a policy – if nothing pops or creaks, keep it moving. I kept moving after tripping, and my knees never got swollen and never stiffened up. I do workers’ comp for a living, and it seems to me the ones who suffer the longest are the ones who instantly go sedentary when they get injured. My wrist has improved range of motion, but I still need the brace I picked up yesterday (I had one at home, but the color was soooooo butt-ugly that I had to find an alternative).
Interrogatories
Let’s talk about ever-changing standards of beauty. Picking from any period in history, you just have to have seen pictures of the person or persons in question, who is the most beautiful woman you can think of, in your opinion? You don’t have to narrow it down to one if you can’t. How about the most beautiful/handsome man? What is your favorite number? Do you need a dark room to fall asleep in, or does it not matter? Are you an easy sleeper or do you suffer from insomnia? Do you prefer nights or mornings?
The Twitter Emitter
Yo Rand Paul, if you are against executing Americans without a fair trial, the best place to complain would be Rick Perry’s office.
— John (@linnyitssn) March 7, 2013
If President Obama has the authority to use drones, what’s to stop him from using them to make restaurants integrate?
— Jack Kimble (@RepJackKimble) March 7, 2013
Plain black t-shirt: I’m ready to go out into the world. Exact same shirt in white: I’m going outside in my underwear.
— John Moe (@johnmoe) March 7, 2013
Anti-drone lefties don’t be fooled. Tea People didn’t care when 100.000s died in Iraq, they don’t care now. It’s just blaming the black guy.
— John (@linnyitssn) March 7, 2013
Maybe now Rand Paul will have sympathy for people who stand 13 hours EVERY DAY making a tiny, tiny fraction of what he earns
— Dana Houle (@DanaHoule) March 7, 2013
At least some libs have been consistent about limited executive power, cons are just full of it.
— Oliver Willis (@owillis) March 7, 2013
The best argument against capitalism is Joe Theismann being paid to talk about his prostate.
— Mark Ennis (@Mengus22) March 7, 2013
Don’t do it! Don’t give in. There are people who love you. Don’t throw your life away by reading internet comments.
— Don’t Read Comments (@AvoidComments) March 7, 2013
Designing a new work-outfit for myself.Must be chic, wick away sweat, and protect against gamma radiation.Suggestions appreciated.
— Mark Leyner (@LeynerMark) March 7, 2013
Rand Paul ordered an intern to fetch his Aqua Buddha mobile urinal, but the poor kid couldn’t find it among the Storm Front memorabilia.
— Justice Putnam (@justiceputnam) March 8, 2013

