Motley Moose – Archive

I found my way over here so I guess it would be polite to say hi. So hi everybody. I was looking at my art models to see if I have any moose or meese but all I have is mice or mousies. I’ll have to work on that.

Good morning, Bombers. Yesterday my news feed was all about the Baseball Hall of Fame (abbreviated HOF on Twitter, which to me means “Hair on Fire,” but that’s another controversy) and OMG, Obama doesn’t believe in diversity! (The two female Supreme Court Justices don’t count.)

Today’s REALLY IMPORTANT controversies are: Was the 1970s “disco sucks” movement racist? Coffee: dark roast or medium roast? African, Central/South American, Indonesian, Jamaican? Tapioca: Yummy or intrinsically creepy? Cats: Long hair or short hair? Wine: White or red? Homeowners’ Associations: Evil or just Nasty?

From canyourelate.com: The 10 best rape prevention tips you will ever see: http://canyourelate.org/2011/0…

Today’s Twitter Roundup:

Fox News: “Americans aren’t poor. 99% have refrigerators. And some of them have food inside.”

— The Daily Edge (@TheDailyEdge) January 8, 2013

Lindsey Graham puts hold on appetizer order until waiter gives answers about Benghazi

— daveweigel (@daveweigel) January 9, 2013

I’d write a novel about a baker who casts spells by slicing dough in different shapes, but it would be dismissed as “cookie-cutter fantasy.”

— Eric James Stone (@EricJamesStone) January 9, 2013

Paul Ryan Sponsors Fetal Personhood Bill. Because abortion is murder, but shooting 6 year olds is constitutional freedom.

— Elayne Boosler (@ElayneBoosler) January 9, 2013

Highlight of the State of the Union? President turns around, says, “What’s that in your ear, Mr. Speaker?” & pulls out the trilion $ coin.

— LOLGOP (@LOLGOP) January 9, 2013

I can’t believe the partisan fight Obama is picking with Republicans over whomever he appoints to Labor. Disgraceful.

— Jesse Taylor (@jesseltaylor) January 9, 2013

Sorry, Wall St.! No bonuses! That’d be “distributing the wealth,” and Eric Bolling says that’s pinko shit.

— David Waldman (@KagroX) January 9, 2013

People kill people. People with guns kill more people, faster.

— Peter Flom (@peterflom) January 10, 2013

Tomorrow on @morning_joe, a panel of ten white men and one woman will discuss the lack of diversity in Obama’s cabinet. Cc @joenbc

— Keith White (@Keethers) January 10, 2013

#EdShow If “mental health” is THE reason for gun violence, shouldn’t we worry about Michelle Bachmann heading the House Intel Committee?

— jawillie (@jawillie) January 10, 2013

Now, on to the history lesson!