Good morning, all. Happy Friday, and happy 3 day weekend to those who get Monday off.
Interrogatories
At this moment, how long have you been in front of your computer without getting up? How many hours a day do you average on your computer? If you knew your next meal would be your last, what would you choose to eat and drink? Star Trek or Star Wars? Coke or Pepsi? How is your memory doing these days? What did I just ask? What is your worst habit?
The Twitter Emitter
70% of the earth is now covered in Marco Rubio jokes.
— LOLGOP (@LOLGOP) February 14, 2013
Dinosaurs pre-date the evolution of flowers. So on Valentine’s Day the best they could do is hand each other a bunch of ferns
— Neil deGrasse Tyson (@neiltyson) February 14, 2013
This was not a filibuster. Also, this is not a tweet.
— daveweigel (@daveweigel) February 14, 2013
The whole “we need more time to vet Hagel” thing kinda blows past the fact that half the GOP caucus worked with the guy
— daveweigel (@daveweigel) February 14, 2013
shorter harry reid: lucy promised me she would not pull the football away THIS TIME
— Oliver Willis (@owillis) February 14, 2013
Do Republicans still like the Bible after Obama was sworn in on one?
— LOLGOP (@LOLGOP) February 14, 2013
Republicans would blockJesus if Obama had tried to appoint him for something
— DC Debbie (@DCdebbie) February 14, 2013
All this news of people in cramped quarters relieving themselves in the halls and just wanting to go home has me nostalgic for college.
— pourmecoffee (@pourmecoffee) February 14, 2013
Hagel nomination could still be derailed if he drinks water on camera or something
— daveweigel (@daveweigel) February 14, 2013
Repbulicans live in world where unions and hollywood are evil while their favorite president was an actor and union president #tcot #p2
— jimmy streich (@streicher187) February 15, 2013
The last cruise ship that was worth going on had two of every animal on it.
— God (@TheTweetOfGod) February 15, 2013
Optimists see the glass as half-full, but optometrists make that possible.
— God (@TheTweetOfGod) February 15, 2013
Reince Priebus: “The 2012 Republican Party platform stated we ‘advocate for a strong national defense.’ We meant to add ‘unless Obama wins'”
— The Daily Edge (@TheDailyEdge) February 15, 2013
John McCain: “I still need more time to vet the Republican Senator I said was ready to be Secretary of State in 2006” tpmdc.talkingpointsmemo.com/2013/01/republ…
— The Daily Edge (@TheDailyEdge) February 15, 2013